Thursday, October 2, 2008

PALINIZED

with a few hours to go before the vice presidential debate i find myself curiously uncomfortable. Uneasy with the creeping notion that the nations first legitimate female vice presidential candidate is actually a VELOCI-RAPTOR. YES....a dinosaur. OR a shape-shifting-GREY-republi-nazi, OR a republi-facist, OR a pit-bull with lipstick, a bad disney movie(courtesy of mr. Damon), OR simply a fair representation of the OTHER slightly less than half of the country. The half that believes it makes good military sense to put a former beauty queen a murmur away from the helm during a time of military and financial crisis.
you may be thinking , hey, just cause she was a weather-girl for whatever channel they have in alaska does NOT mean she's not qualified. Plus...Obama's black AND has a weird name...YOU would be right on all counts, AND let us also keep in mind that she is ONLY running for the SECOND chair...
WELL...all this is bad news for me because I have almost as little faith in joe biden as i have in joe rogan....you put all this together and (poor syntax aside) the debate makes for one helluva fear factor.

2 comments:

mjh said...

Legitimate candidate?

word-game said...

legitimate in that, yes, palin is most likely a female human being...AND the republican party under the, maverickal leadership of john mccain has decided to select her as their candidate for vp....i know, dont try to absorb it all at once..