with the dust having settled on the vp debate i thought it was high time i took the opportunity to discuss the situation with myself. thoroughly anti-climactic the candidates did have a chance to shine to their specific audiences. i have to admit i was impressed with the democratic offering- a smooth veneer of tha elder statesman complete with fresh shalack, beautifully finished with rosey hues it became obvious quickly that this patina would be quite free of off-putting or plagarized remarks. this was indeed the best biden that we have ever known.
AND yes the republicans too are to be congradulated. palin was charming and straight-talkin' , easy on tha eyes and well-versed in the sound bites we love to hear. adding an endearing wink to tha audience with every vitriolic attack, her tawdry performance only increased her standing as mullah-in-waiting for a republican party dreaming of a brave new world.
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The adjectives that folks are using to describe the traitor Palin are starting to seem eerily similar. You chose Tawdry. Heather Mallick of the CBC was recently admonished for saying Palin had "a toned-down version of the porn actress look." Maybe all that winking is a remnant of her days headlining the Alaskan strip club circuit. Just one trick from the bag meant to extract the soggy dollars from the drawn butter-goggled crab fishermen.
interesting imagery, however i would be far more comfortable with the idea of a vp or pres who had been an exotic dancer. in my experience dancers are not only firmly embedded in the culture and history of our great nation, they MUST employ many different skills just to maintain their sanity in an occupation wrought with hazzard at every turn. specifically, i would point to the need for entertainers to engage - coddle - and ultimately dominate then manipulate their clients mind through intellectual prowess (albeit disguised in an alluring package). its dialectics, reasoning that enable dancers to succeed in the long-run, not SANCTIMONY.
unfortunately, while i find the SNL allusions adorable they are terrifying at the same time because palin is about one step away from being head of the caliphate(and we've never even been to the champaign room). The country cant afford this dance.
My only objection is that exotic dancers tend to have horrible fiscal policies.
the fiscal policies of exotic entertainers may, at times, be viewed as quite precarious, however, it is important to note that USUALLY these practices ONLY apply to themselves. they can be extremely prudent when entrusted with the treasure(if there is any left) of the nation...as evidenced by congress this week.
Thanks for getting our back on our fiscal policies, Word Game. (although I think my "Excellent" Beacon Score speaks for itself)
But, I am confused as to your "mullah-in-waiting" reference. Please explain.
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