Thursday, January 1, 2009

CAB-TAS-TROPHE

Nothing to be alarmed about, I did have a minor vehicular curb-scuffle and camera-activating speed-bump event, although, thankfully, I am happy to report a casualty-free evening. For those of you unimpressed with the reportage thus far, please take into consideration that it's New Years Eve, which in Las Vegas tends to resemble a cross between Resident Evil and The Player's Ball(with a twist of Bosnia- depending on which side of the strip you happen to be trapped on).

I'm great with heavy machinery, arts and crafts, legal questions, long-hauling and ending Gazan turmoil (perhaps not the latter, however, I think katushian cessatio would work miracles), anybody hiring?

3 comments:

ssserpentina said...

I plead the 5th on your vehicular capabilities... ;)

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